YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?
IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBOR
MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN
INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT
OH SORRY YOU CAN’T MAKE HEALTH INSURANCE JOKES ANYMORE
Uhhh… yes they can?
(via crystalzelda)
Source: captaintinypockets


