i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
omg what if all of the weapons in the lord of the rings were replaced with pool noodles
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(Gasps loudly) Someone……….was comfotbale….enouhg…..to DO THE SEx?????? SOMOEN./…Made a personal deisicisoin with Their own Body??Someone was matur e enough to Do That? No. No. Absolutely NOT. Slut. TOTAL SLut. horible person. parents NOT Proud. Obama is disappointed. Do Not Have Sex Before Checking With Me First And I’ll Tell You If It’s Ok.
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And men said that the blood of the stars flowed in her veins.
C. S. Lewis (via buyingthewhore)
except if she wears lipstick, in which case she’s a whore and she’s going to hell.
(via crystalzelda)
The blood of the stars? What the fuck?
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i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
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that’s a lot of butter.
there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter
to be fair it is a lot of butter
there’s 5 freaking pancakes, the butter will spread out nicely.
Source: say10.com
