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pagesofharrypotter:

Allow me to update.
Three dead, one lost his memory, one locked in a trunk for a year, two sent to Azkaban.

Err. You seem to be mixing up the incident by which they ceased manning the post as Defense teacher with their condition “today”.
Quirrell: died.
Lockhart: had his memory removed.
Lupin: felt forced to leave, now dead.
Moody: locked in a trunk for the whole school year, now dead.
Umbridge: raped by centaurs, now in Azkaban.
Snape: fled the school, now dead.
Carrow: captured by the conquering army and thrown in Azkaban?
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pagesofharrypotter:

Allow me to update.

Three dead, one lost his memory, one locked in a trunk for a year, two sent to Azkaban.

Err. You seem to be mixing up the incident by which they ceased manning the post as Defense teacher with their condition “today”.

Quirrell: died.

Lockhart: had his memory removed.

Lupin: felt forced to leave, now dead.

Moody: locked in a trunk for the whole school year, now dead.

Umbridge: raped by centaurs, now in Azkaban.

Snape: fled the school, now dead.

Carrow: captured by the conquering army and thrown in Azkaban?

    • #defense against the dark arts
    • #teachers
    • #hogwarts
    • #Harry Potter
    • #lupin
    • #moody
    • #lockhart
    • #quirrell
    • #umbridge
    • #severus snape
    • #carrow
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Interviewer: Is there anything that you loved in the books that got cut out of the films that didn’t make it into the final scenes?
David: Our relationship.
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Interviewer: Is there anything that you loved in the books that got cut out of the films that didn’t make it into the final scenes?

David: Our relationship.

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    • #remus and tonks
    • #lupin
    • #dora
    • #films vs. books
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youre-a-lizard-harry:

dementorsinmypub:

myowncomicrelief:

youre-a-lizard-harry:

mcgale:

hamdiland:

nofilthylittlemudblood:

ohmyjoemoses:

What the fuck J.K.
HOW DO YOU PERFECTION

shit. im scared. how can someone be so perfect?

           This is not coincidence. This is too perfect to be coincidental.

how the fuck can she do this stuff by herself?

Doesn’t this apply to the part when Dumbledore rises during Prisoner of Azkaban? When it’s Christmas and she denies joining the table, Dumbledore rose to greet her - she thought that by joining she would make it thirteen without knowing Peter Pettigrew had already made the total guest number thirteen, thus leaving Dumbledore as the one to die first. 

…..Katie is a genius.


katie and j.k. rowling are the same person

AW YOU GUISE

We don’t actually know that Scabbers was in Ron’s pocket at the Christmas table… but it’s a damn good theory. And I can’t find anything that points to Lupin not dying before Fred; Aberforth hadn’t seen him since he was dueling Dolohov.
Holy shit, it can’t be coincidence.
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youre-a-lizard-harry:

dementorsinmypub:

myowncomicrelief:

youre-a-lizard-harry:

mcgale:

hamdiland:

nofilthylittlemudblood:

ohmyjoemoses:

What the fuck J.K.

HOW DO YOU PERFECTION

shit. im scared. how can someone be so perfect?

           This is not coincidence. This is too perfect to be coincidental.

how the fuck can she do this stuff by herself?

Doesn’t this apply to the part when Dumbledore rises during Prisoner of Azkaban? 
When it’s Christmas and she denies joining the table, Dumbledore rose to greet her - she thought that by joining she would make it thirteen without knowing Peter Pettigrew had already made the total guest number thirteen, thus leaving Dumbledore as the one to die first. 

…..Katie is a genius.

katie and j.k. rowling are the same person

AW YOU GUISE

We don’t actually know that Scabbers was in Ron’s pocket at the Christmas table… but it’s a damn good theory. And I can’t find anything that points to Lupin not dying before Fred; Aberforth hadn’t seen him since he was dueling Dolohov.

Holy shit, it can’t be coincidence.

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    • #trelawney
    • #prediction
    • #thirteen
    • #table
    • #dumbledore
    • #lupin
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