The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It’s time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

metaldragon27:

bigsaltything:

abortedslunk:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

He is my favourite not-vampire

This man is hysterical

I feel bad that people hate him for staring in Twilight…I mean the guy himself hates it, I don’t think he needs the help.

(via 09021994)

Source: aplacecalledorange

Project pairs puppies with panhandlers to combat homelessness

stfuconservatives:

San Francisco has a new project that will let homeless animals and formerly homeless humans help each other out. WOOF, or Wonderful Opportunities for Occupants and Fidos, is pairing animals at overcrowded shelters with formerly homeless people.

The city is giving them a weekly stipend for caring for the dog and  in exchange for a promise not to panhandle anymore. The Community Housing Partnership makes sure owner & pup have a place to live. New pet owners learn to take care of animals, which is a marketable job skill. Fewer people and pets will end up on the street. It’s a win-win all around, unless you’re an absolute Scrooge who can’t stand the idea of precious tax dollars helping people and animals (AKA, a Tea Party member).

This is in stark contrast to Fox News’ idea for handling street begging. Last week, John Stossel posed as a homeless man and collected change from kind-hearted people who passed him on the sidewalk. He said he made about $11 per hour, and therefore nobody should donate to homeless people, because they might not even BE homeless. Because… they might be John Stossel in disguise? I don’t know. It was their usual shitty poor-hating bullshit.

So: pairing puppies with people to end shelter overcrowding AND begging = all-around good idea. Fox News having people pose as homeless beggars to expose people posing as homeless beggars = more heartless bullshit from the GOP’s PR agency.

nextyearsgirl: religiousragings: christinsanity: I just killed my whole family, so it seems it’s turn for yours. Oh - and the kids, DELICIOUS! Yeah, but you can only kill you whole family once. What are we supposed to do after that? My WHOLE family? Do you know how much Irish/Italian Catholics can breed?!
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nextyearsgirl:

religiousragings:

christinsanity:

I just killed my whole family, so it seems it’s turn for yours. Oh - and the kids, DELICIOUS!

Yeah, but you can only kill you whole family once. What are we supposed to do after that?

My WHOLE family? Do you know how much Irish/Italian Catholics can breed?!

(via stfuconservatives)

Source: christinsanity

BlondeBookworm: I think one of the worst things about Twilight is the way that it...

blonde-bookworm:

I think one of the worst things about Twilight is the way that it promotes the idea that physical beauty is the most important thing… ever.

I mean, Bella ‘falls in love lust’ with Edward because he’s oh-so-beautiful. And everyone in the school wants to get with one of the Cullens, because of…