holymotherofrowling: cyruspotnoodle: wandanyan: theon-stark: blokeinabowtie: brohirrim: iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme: ohio-is4-lovers: These are not chips. They are crisps. These are chips. That is all. we don’t care #DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS THIS IS A VEGETABLE BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA These are chips and these are chips too That is all. who...
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: darrenthepornstar: but genuinely who takes the time out and thinks “hmm someone might need a professional photo of a futuristic woman with corn” and then proceeds to take this image Here is a blog that will change your LIFE - it’s a must follow
Defying belief.: This Is A Post From Cody's Tumblr... →
amazingatheist: I won’t bother refuting it. It’s already longer than most of you will read, and I don’t need to go making it longer. It doesn’t tell my side of the story, but why would it? We so rarely cast ourselves as the villains in the sagas of our lives. I will only say that with a few exceptions, Cody’s… MOTHER OF FUCK! I should read that.
off-in-lala-land: “When the web started, I used to get really grumpy with people because they put my poems up. They put my stories up. They put my stuff up on the web. I had this belief, which was completely erroneous, that if people put your stuff up on the web and you didn’t tell them to take it down, you would lose your copyright, which actually, is simply not true. And I also got very grumpy...
How my mind works:
Teenage brain: I'm fat.
Mature brain: No, you're just soft.
Teenage brain: See? You just called me fat.
Mature brain: You are acting like those idiotic girls at school.
Teenage brain: No I am not! They are actually thin, and then there's this blob they call me.
Mature brain: Jesus Christ, what is wrong with being fat. See that chubby girl over there? Don't tell my your genitals did not just catch on fire.
Teenage brain: Groooooss, thinking of a female in that way.
Mature brain: Fuck you, you know you are not fully straight. Accept it and grow the fuck up.
Teenage brain: I didn't think older people needed swearing.
Mature brain: I'm not even going to bother giving you my three responses to that. Let's get to the point, you are not fat, and if you were, it would be fine. You are a lovely female so stop complaining.
Teenage brain: Me? Lovely? Ha! What ugly potato are you comparing me to?
Teenage brain: ...You really think so?
Mature brain: I am going to kill you.
Me: Um. Guys. Since when are there multiple Annas running around my head.
Mature brain: Shut up and go to sleep.
Teenage brain: Shut up. Fuck you.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: parents: can we use your computer for a minute me: wipes internet history deletes bookmarks changes passwords changes desktop wallpaper encrypts all folders installs internet explorer opens it up at google me: yeah sure here you go Here is a blog that will change your LIFE - it’s a must follow
thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: God Bless America, the latest uproariously twisted comedy from weirdo-actor-turned-weirdo-director Bobcat Goldthwait, gets its first official trailer. The film, which stars Joel Murray as a 45-year-old unemployed divorcee with a brain tumor who teams up with a nutty teen named Roxy (Tara Lynne Barr) to cleanse American culture of its false and foolish...