May 2013
heartcramp:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
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peep-toe-shoes:
jointhecarrotarmy:
silence-insolace:
solluxforpresident:
karkatforpresident:
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to...
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batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
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googlebus:
honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond
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adornoble:
I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping
suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos
a great work of art.
Here are the most DUMBEST reasons to break up with...
neuronizer:
mapatolir:
rrami:
srajn:
casen:
Has anyone of you done any of these to someone?
VERY Dumb.
I won’t even have the heart to say these to anyone -.-
Actually… a friend of mine totally broke up with her boyfriend months back with #3 lol
^ that sucks for the guy…
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The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is...
– Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)
I say it with a hard ‘G’...
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